Team Allocation

After many hours of hard work, the Council is glad to announce the team allocation for the first season of our leagues. The moment of truth awaits each and every manager. While we hope that you are all happen with your team allocation, we know that some will be elated with the team they receive and others will be disappointed. For this reason we will allow managers to swap teams if they chose to do so. Swapping between leagues is also possible. After both parties are satisfied with the swap, they can mail us at ffsuefa@gmail.com regarding it. Teams involved in Rest of Europe can even request a change in team name. For eg -: Acquafresca requested a change from Olympiakos to Panathinaikos. Results of the change are evident in this post itself.

The swapping deadline is Saturday 11.30 GMT…….Ring a bell. 🙂

Now before I announce the teams, I ask of you all to please try to keep most of the discussion on this post so that we don’t dominate discussion on FFS.

Ligue 1: 

Ajaccio – Ms. Red19
Bastia – Beavis
Bordeaux – Ryan
Brest – Shiponstrev
Evian – King Eric
Lille – In Like Flynn
Lorient – Dr Ennet
Lyon – ★FC Borecelona★
Marseille – Fratboy
Montpellier – Gervinho’s Forehead
Nancy – coldplay
Nice – Lateriser
Paris Saint-Germain – Super Zlatan
Reims – Mahfreems
Rennes – Sarnab
Saint-Étienne – Chrissy Waddle
Sochaux – chazza
Toulouse – Heco87
Troyes – kaz
Valenciennes – !bazzinga!

Serie A:

Bologna – Frazek
Cagliari – Grounderz
Catania – Djerbil
Chievo – Reina Man
Fiorentina – RoysCallerAnne
Genoa – EX
Internazionale – Isacki
Juventus – Pratik
Lazio – Forca Inter
Milan – Milanista
Napoli  -Daniel
Palermo – Mark
Parma – Little_Wizard13
Roma – Udit
Sampdoria – megatron x
Siena – Running Riot
Torino – BowString92
Udinese – Menly
Atalanta – MJ6987
Pescara – goonerdhanesh

Bundesliga:

FC Augsburg  – Halnone
Bayer Leverkusen – Manani
Bayern Munich – Zep
Borussia Dortmund –  TommyTour
Borussia Monchengladbach – Ginkapo
Eintracht Frankfurt – Kings of Lyon
Fortuna Dusseldorf – Porkie
Sc Freiburg – King Nil Miss
SpVGg Greuther Furth – VALAR MORGHULIS(FORMERLY KEITH)
Hamburger SV – 4Vets
Hannover 96 – Canadian Football
1899 Hoffenheim – Eoin
FSV Mainz 05 – Sean
FC Nuremberg – Rebeldogg
FC Schalke 04 – Bal4Tom
Vfb Stuttgart – Brian(Not the Messiah)
Werder Bremen – Rick
VLF Wolfsburg – Nitin
Hertha BSC – Billy Ketsu
Fc Koln – Fray Bentos

La Liga:

Athletic Bilbao – The Parmtree
Atlético Madrid – JKisthe1
Barcelona – TW
Betis – Billy Gilmore
Celta de Vigo – Bonz
Deportivo La Coruña – Boom Shakalaka
Espanyol – Tangtastic
Getafe – Declan (wigan)
Granada – Green Windmill
Levante – Maximerized
Málaga – Ajay
Mallorca – Emperikal
Osasuna – Declan(arsenal)
Rayo Vallecano – Hillbilly Pete
Real Madrid – Demi
Real Sociedad – Yossi
Sevilla – -Chris_White
Valencia – Drinky
Valladolid – Roscola
Zaragoza – Scroobius Mac

Rest of Europe:

Ajax – Snowy
Twente – Jinswik
Feyenoord – CABAYE4
Celtic – Count of Monte Hristo
Porto – KingNemanja
Benfica – Aatish
APOEL – Archie
Sporting CP – TorresMagic
Zenit – Gigging Order
CSKA – Mull
PSV – FunkyAV
Spartak – AriseSirGiggsy
Rubin Kazan – Le Gooner
Shakhtar Donetsk – Dynamic
Limerick FC – Captain Shirokov
Dinamo Zagreb – Steel Arm
Panathinaikos– Acquafresca
Fenerbache –  Bedknobs and Boomsticks
Galatasaray S.K. – CatMac
Standard Leige – Duffman 91

EPL:

Arsenal – Jack (off)
Aston Villa – Epic Fail
Chelsea – ENR
Everton – Beric
Fulham – Back to Back Ballacks
Liverpool – Optimus
Manchester City – Happy Ankit
Manchester United  – Impressive Tackle
Newcastle United – China Mag
Norwich City –  TheLightKnight
QPR – Jonty
Reading – Sporting
Southampton – 1966
Stoke City – Wild Rover
Sunderland – Yess the Sess
Swansea City – Evs
Tottenham Hotspur – Fuzzy Warbles
West Brom – ManofKent
West Ham United – Doosra
Wigan Athletic – The Giggs Boson

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284 thoughts on “Team Allocation

  1. On 9th August, Heco87 was confirmed as the new Manager of French Ligue 1 club, Toulouse.

    Heco is said to be pleased with the squad he has inherited containing Moussa Sissoko, who he has previously worked with at a number of clubs on FM2010 and Jonathan Zebina who he worked with extensively as Manager of AS Roma, Champ Man 01/02.

    Toulouse finished 8th in Ligue 1 last season and produced some standout displays but Heco will be hoping to better the performances of predecessor, (the brilliantly named) Alan Casanova and push for a top 5 finish.

    Following the approach by Toulouse FC, the contract was duly signed and Toulouse were quick to update their Wikipedia page to reflect this announcement.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Toulouse_FC&pe=1&

  2. Werder press conference coming up later today — hopefully. 😉

  3. Champions Play off fixtures-

    LOSC Lille Métropole (FRA) v FC København (DEN)
    VfL Borussia Mönchengladbach (GER) v FC Dynamo Kyiv.
    Málaga CF (ESP) v Panathinaikos FC (GRE).
    FC Spartak Moskva (RUS) v Fenerbahçe SK (TUR).
    SC Braga (POR) v Udinese Calcio (ITA).
    GNK Dinamo Zagreb (CRO) v NK Maribor (SVN).
    AEL Limassol FC (CYP) v RSC Anderlecht(BEL).
    FC BATE Borisov (BLR) v Hapoel Kiryat Shmona FC (ISR).
    Helsingborgs IF (SWE) v Celtic FC (SCO).
    FC Basel 1893 (SUI) v CFR 1907 Cluj (ROU).

  4. Here is the full draw for UEFA Europa League Playoffs-
    Group One-
    Anzhi Makhachkala v AZ
    APOEL v Neftchi Baku
    Atromitos v Newcastle United
    Tromso v Partizan Belgrade
    Vaslui v Internazionale

    Group Two-
    Heart of Midlothian v Liverpool
    Athletic Bilbao v HJK Helsinki
    Marítimo v Anorthosis Famagusta FC or Dila Gori
    Debrecen v Club Brugge
    Molde v Heerenveen

    Group Three-
    Trabzonspor v Videoton
    Midtjylland v Young Boys
    Dinamo Bucuresti v Metalist Kharkiv
    Slask Wroclaw v Hannover 96

    Group Four-
    Horsens v Sporting Lisbon
    Hapoel Tel Aviv v F91 Dudelange
    Feyenoord v Sparta Prague
    Red Star Belgrade v Bordeaux
    Motherwell v Levante

    Group Five-
    Lokeren v Viktoria Plzen
    Lazio v Mura 05
    AIK v CSKA Moscow
    Bursaspor v FC Twente
    Legia Warsaw v Rosenborg

    Group Six-
    Steaua Bucuresti v FK Ekranas
    Slovan Liberec v Dnipro Dnipropetrovsk
    VfB Stuttgart v Dinamo Moscow
    PAOK v SK Rapid Wien
    Luzern v KRC Genk
    FK Zeta v PSV Eindhoven

  5. GreenWindmill11 – please sign up for your Head-to-Head!

  6. Pingback: Information for Press conferences « FFS UEFA

  7. Delighted with Fiorentina. It’s my favourite city in the world! I didn’t get Liverpool, but ah well.
    Great organization, well done to all. Serie A looks strong, good luck to all!
    RCA

  8. Looks like…i dint make it..Darn it!

  9. Sunderland great stuff….by way just note that I’ve changed my name from Yes the Sess! to Wabba. Plan to do a hell of a lot better than what the real SAFC have been doing in pre-season!!

  10. Valladolid Press Conf:

    Roscola’s season seemed over before it started. Manager of Fenerbahçe for less than 48 hours, he was kicked out for “undisclosed reasons” and replaced by Bedknobs & Boomsticks. Reports of an incident involving a bottle of linseed oil and the club chairman’s wife are impossible to verify.

    But just as the clouds seemed dark beyond redemption, they parted and Valladolid offered a reprieve. Roscola promises a fresh approach to the club, free of the smart-arsing around that blighted his previous season. Out with the unnecessary “clever” differentials and wild hit sprees, in with the calm reflection and measured appraisal. Until GW2 of course, when the madness sinks in and panic-buys become impossible to resist.

    Press: What will be your approach to the big hitters?
    Roscola: I’ll hit them back

    Press: Will you start with any differentials?
    Roscola: I might start wearing a cravate in the dugout

    Press: What’s your favoured rotation technique?
    Roscola: Use plenty of lubrication

    Press: Can anyone smell linseed?
    Roscola: This conference is over.

  11. Stadio Artemio Franchi.
    Hastily arranged press conference.
    FIORENTINA APPOINT RoysCallerAnne AS MANAGER

    Q ; Signore RCA, welcome to Tuscany! I trust you and your family have settled in well?

    A ; *takes large slurp of red wine*. Hic…yes I’m delighted to be here, wait..where? I thought I was in Italy?

    Q ; Si signore. You are in Italy, Florence to be precise, in the heart of fabulous Tuscany, the home of beautiful women, fine wine and unparalleled gastronomical delights.

    A ; Tell me about it, I only arrived last night. I was actually offered the job last Friday but was really delayed. I couldn’t find Fiorentina on Google Maps and then got stuck on YouTube for the whole weekend watching Florence and the Machine performing at various stadiums around Europe. It was Sunday evening before I typed “ACF Fiorentina into the search engine.

    Q ; So have you sampled any of the magnificent attractions that our fine city has to offer?

    A : Yes. I went drinking in the Boboli gardens this morning. The wine is so cheap I couldn’t resist that second bottle of Chianti Classico. Then I got sick into the fountain in front of Forte Belvedere. I followed this by a nice stroll across Ponte Vecchio where I did a little shoplifting. I went for something to eat in Piazza del Duomo but I couldn’t find an Abrakebabra.

    Q ; I see. Moving onto football now. What experience and qualifications do you feel you bring to the job?

    A ; I had a brief and let’s be honest, tragic, period in charge at S.C. Braga last season. Many observers thought that my team was shit as we crashed out of the Europa League at the group stage. I prefer to use the word unlucky. I was subsequently sacked but it had nothing to do whatsoever with the alcohol-fuelled outburst on national television after our last crushing defeat. I also deny categorically that my dismissal had anything to do with the fact that I brought Formica into my team that week. It was just some other player that looked like him.

    Q ; Is it true that you were down to the last two for the Liverpool job?

    A ; Some crowd of bastards called “The Council” gave the job to Optimus. He drinks even more than me for God’s sake. Remind me to go to the bookies and put a tenner on him being the first gaffer sacked in the EPL.

    Q ; Have you any links or associations with our great club?

    A ; Yes, I had a one night stand with Gabriel Batistuta in the late 1980s.

    Q ; Can you give us an insight into how you will tighten up Viola’s defence this season?

    A ; Well I plan to clear up the shambles of the back four that I have inherited and transform it beyond your tiny Italian mind. I’m playing with an unconventional three full backs and no other defenders. The chairman has given me 100 million to spend but I only need 12 million. I have defenders from Norwich, West Ham and Reading arriving to sign their contracts tomorrow.

    Q ; How do you assess your Serie A opponents this season?

    A ; *assistant manager grabs mic* There are some great guys in this league and we will respect all of them…The likes of Menly, Isacki, Pratik, Udit, Mark, Forca Inter, Milanista, Bowstring, Daniel and all the others are fine FPL managers and great posters on the site.
    *RCA grabs mic back*. Who? Nah, they’re all useless.
    That Menly is too nice for his own good, he’ll be wishing he started GW5 again this year after I streak ahead of him by 15 points in the first 5 GWs this year!
    Forca Inter???? Bring him on!!! “If he harshes me bad on the FFS bords I will be not happi and will harsh him strait back him”.
    Mark? Never heard of him. I would have liked one of those blokes that do the scoutcast though, neither of them seem to have a clue.
    Daniel? He’s lost the mind games already. His brain melted waiting for FPL to open.

    Q ; And finally Signore RCA…any message for the fans?

    A ; *clears throat and starts to sing*

  12. So, if I’m not on the list, I’m not in?

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