Without further ado, let’s start off
Gigging Order – Management of Zenit St Petersburg
“To go wrong in one’s own way is better than going right in someone else’s”
Kings of Lyon – the new man in charge of Eintracht Frankfurt
After a great start to the season the new man at the helm of Eintracht Frankfurt was delighted at his new position – “I am really happy to be here in Frankfurt with team with a rich history. In recent years the form has not been there but I am here to change all that”. “I was wary when picking my squad for the weekend but the players have delivered so far and I can’t see anything but 3 points”. I am however, concerned with the injury to our main man upfront, but I have a few replacements I mind so hopefully this shouldn’t affect us long term.
With the injury to his star striker KOL was asked if he would have to rejig his squad to incorporate these changes – “Initially I feared the worst and I thought I’d have to strip the squad to fit new players in, but now ive had time to assess I think I’ll be ok, I’m sending scouts to watch the game in Liverpool tonight. Hopefully I can get some strong feedback which will make my decision easier.
When asked about his strong bench KOL responded with a smile- “I chose my squad so that I had strength in depth I knew that there would be weeks when my bench would impress me but luckily this week the players on the pitch done the job”.
Its still very early days but signs are looking good in the Eintracht Frankfurt camp.
A few snippets of the banter between ENR and Sporting
ENR – Sporting, If you think you’d seen the worst over the summer, you were mistaken! Be ready to be shamed.
Sporting – ENR, my FFS summer was spent with Christina. i know no fear……
ENR – You maybe a Hazard free zone, but when I Michu you will be Barfed to a Graham of Cole.
Enough trash talk. you’re Borini me.
Cech my Vorm. i have Krul Hart and no mercy will be Given.
my performance will leave you Petric-fied!
(discussions about team sheets, translated into blah, blah, blah)
sorry, didn’t mean to Bale and leave you Hange-ing.
is my starting XI a Gra(ham) area? or does it pick itself Per Sie?
i’m not going to Rangel with you any longer, i’m very Santi-Chelsea.
can you trust this line-up or am i just like Pienaar-chio?
That’s it for this week. If I have missed any of your pressers, I apologize in advance. Please mail me the link again at email@example.com.