Hamburg SV says something!

Herr Vets, manager of SV Hamburg allowed the cameras into his recently struggling team’s training session before the game against … ermm… VfL Wolfsburg, despite a disastrous last 3 matches.

He was heard shouting “Demoralize the enemy from within by surprise, terror, sabotage, assassination. This is the football of the future. Don’t just stand there you prick, get forward, strength lies not in defence but in attack!”

When asked about his recent shaky performances Herr Vets replied “It’s a blip, Dummkopf! Who says I am not under the special protection of God?” and left the room.

4vets apologises to any Hamburg supporters for any offence caused.

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2 thoughts on “Hamburg SV says something!

    • thanks mate. be on the lookout for mail from me sometime between today and say tuesday, though hopefully it’ll be on the shorter end of things.

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