You can say that again.
It all started with a Vincent Kompany red card three seasons back when a certain poster entered the fray of the FFS community. Hauls of laughter and series of abuses were thrown at his endless rants. Really? You’re telling me this guy’s an honorable man?
A year later he soon came to be known as a rotation wizard, developing the most stylish FPL tools for the benefit of the community. Could he be an honorable man? Perhaps.
Then came the Euro’s and along with his Cup partner, The Light Knight, they devised the bomb of an initiative. Ever since, it has been engraved on FFS UEFA history as The Order of Extreme Valor. Maybe the rumours are true, he is an honorable man.
One should have at least seen the signs that he was indeed an honorable man when he got tempted into the appeal of lap dances at the hands of FFS celebrity Bemba Da. Ever since the incident happened, the man is known to seek medical counseling till this day.
His destiny was finally sealed when on a fine Saturday night, he decided to go camping at the delightful Norfolk lands in England. One would usually take lots of food, water and shelter supplies for camping and enjoy the scenic views of sunrise at the Norfolk. But the man decided to take his laptop and a mobile internet connection. To ensure the maniacal game (TWS) he had been organizing ran smoothly, we witnessed him drip the last minute of his laptop’s battery life for the sake of the game.
Without any further ado, FFS UEFA is delighted to announce that the inevitable has happened. Geezers, hope you will join us in welcoming the latest member of the Council.