Norwich have done it.
Amassing a spectacular team value of € 358.5 Mil, Norwich Football Club have won the first season of the Transfer Window Simulation. They’ve truly played a remarkable game from targeting value risers and bargain buys to making the most of the transfer window. We are expecting a full account of the Norwich Story from The Shadow’s army in due course. Meanwhile, party is on tonight at the Norfolk as EpicFail’s Missus tells us.
Meanwhile we welcome you to the TWS Awards Ceremony hosted by Eboue’s West Ham at the Madison Square Garden. These awards will be presented by none other than TWS Legend Isacki. Here we go…
Arsene Wenger Award
For not spending their budget, it goes to Swansea & West Brom (18 tokens unspent)
Andy Carroll Award
For the worst bid, it goes to Newcastle who purchased Fernandinho at €32m for 36 tokens in Round 9.
Eric Cantona Award
For the best bid, it goes to Fulham who acquired Podolski at €23m for 1 token in Round 4.
Arry Redknapp Prize
For the best transfer, it goes to Shadow (Norwich) & Anorak (Spurs) for the exquisitely negotiated season defining Ronaldo deal.
Stuart Pearce Award
For being so dedicated you’re actually scared, it goes to Fulham for mirroring real life by recruiting an actual Fulham employee. Yikes.
For best troll on the ticker and throughout the tournament, it goes to the TWS Reporter (Man City).
Rafael Benitez Award
Ander Herrera Trophy
For the most farcical transfer negotiation, it goes to Super Oscar Baby who spent half an hour negotiating a deal with Zep on deadline day without his owner knowing anything about it.
Ian Holloway Prize
For the most talkative and spirited team on TWS chat, it goes to Liverpool
One Night In Istanbul Award
For the best comeback, Arsenal for finishing 4th from 17th in Round 6
Derby County Memorial Cup
For the worst team in the game, it goes to Sunderland
Peter Odemwingie Trophy
For the least loyal club employee, it goes to Head Coach Thomass67 for his numerous failed attempts to sabotage Cardiff . With his permission, we reproduce his resignation letter to the owner BonZ
“Can you terminate my contract i feel its time to move on, i want to lave the cub with my head held high, i really would like to thank… every member of the staff of the trust they have put in me but i feel its time to move on and i want a healthy and a new fresh challange… i feel the time is right to move on and i would like to fully thank my owner BonZ who has put trust in me but i feel i have to move on and… be ready for the new challange. i would like to wish a Cardiff a good future. Cardiff will have a special place in my heart! – Kind Regards, Thomass67”
Eva Carneiro Award
For best staff position, it goes to Epic Fail’s Missus, Raising and Giving, Head of (Norwich)
Please join us in congratulating Norwich and the TWS Award winners.
On that note, we would like to thank everyone who participated in TWS1. We also hope you have enjoyed the fantastic atmosphere and made some friends (and more enemies) along the way.
Norwich, enjoy the hysteria tonight! You truly deserve it.