Loan spell over

Tally Ho,

hope you’re all having a tip-top weekend,

You’ve probably noticed my bonus predictions have popped-up on the ‘stock check’ articles on fantasyfootballscout, this was a casual discussion which went on for a while and while a seperate article on the site seemed a bit OTT for what are essentially just bonus predictions this seemed a decent compromise to make the predictions as easily viewable as possible.

This marks the end of my loan spell with the UEFA Council, hope you understand the switch, it’s purely about getting the predictions out to those who want them as quickly and as visibly as possible, therefore the bottom of a scout article seemed the optimum solution.

So long squires. x


The Chap Predicts: Gameweek 30

Merseyside Blue v Manchester Oil Barons

Osman 3, Fellaini 2, Mucha 1 (in the mix Baines, Coleman)

West Midlands Claret & Blues v London Hoops

Weimann 3, Agbonlahor 2, Jenas 1 (in the mix Benteke, Lowton)

South Coast Saints v Merseyside Red

Lambert 3, Rodriguez 2, Schneiderlin 1 (in the mix Coutinho)

Staffordshire Hoofsters v West Midlands Navy & White stripes

Odemwingie 3, N’Zonzi 2, Ridgewell 1 (in the mix Shawcross)

Welsh Hipsters v North London Red

Monreal 3, Gervinho 2, Jenkinson 1 (in the mix Cazorla)

Manchester Red v Berkshire Blue & White

Rooney 3, Ferdinand 2, Giggs 1 (in the mix Smalling)

North East Red & Whites v Norfolk Yellow

Gardner 3, Hoolahan 2, Snodgrass 1 (top two very tight) (in the mix Larsson)

North London White v West London White

Berbatov 3, Riether 2, Ruiz 1

West London Blueskis v East London Bubble Blowers

Hazard 3, Lampard 2, Mata 1 (in the mix Azpi, Cech, Cahill, Cole, Ramires)

The Lancashire Pie-Boys v North East Zebras

Beausejour 3, Santon 2, Kone 1 (in the mix Maloney) (top two very tight)

The Chap Predicts: Gameweek 29

Norfolk Yellows v South Coast Saints

Schneiderlin 3, Snodgrass 2, Cork 1 (in the mix Boruc, Shaw, Turner, Bassong) (low and tight)


London Hoops v North East Red & Whites

Townsend 3, Remy 2, Fletcher 1


Berkshire Blue & Whites v West Midlands Claret & Blue

Agbonlahor 3, Benteke 2, Guzan 1 (in the mix Weimann, Westwood)


West Midlands Navy & White stripes v The Welsh Hipsters

Lukaku 3, McAuley 2, Ridgewell 1 (in the mix Morrison) (have them all 1ppi apart so very tight)


North East Zebras v Staffordshire Hoofsters

Cisse 3, Cabaye 2, Debuchy 1 (2 and 1 could go either way)


Merseyside Reds v North London Whites

Vertonghen 3, Suarez 3, Downing 1 (in the mix Gerrard)


The Chap predicts: Gameweek 27

West London Whites v Staffordshire Hoofsters

Berbatov 3, Riether 2, Schwarzer 1 (in the mix Senderos, Hangeland)


North London Reds v West Midlands Claret & Blues

Cazorla 3, Monreal 2, Weimann 1 (in the mix Wilshere)


Norfolk Yellows v Merseyside Blues

Holt 3, Kamara 2, Osman 1 (in the mix Snodgrass, Bassong)


London Hoops v Manchester Reds

Rafael 3, Giggs 2, Ferdinand 1 (in the mix Carrick)


Berkshire Blue and Whites v The Lancashire Pie-Boys

Kone 3, Figueroa 2, Beausejour 1


West Midlands Navy & White stripes v North East Red & Whites

Lukaku 3, Ridgewell 2, Sessegnon 1 (in the mix McAuley) (close between 2,1 and 0)


Manchester Oil Barons v West London Blueskis

Silva 3, Yaya Toure 2, Tevez 1 (3 and 2 very tight)


North East Zebras v South Coast Saints

Sissoko 3, Lambert 2, Cabaye 1, Cisse 1 (in the mix Debuchy) (close between 2,1 and 0)


East London Bubble Blowers v North London Whites

Bale 3, Caulker 2, Sigurdsson 1

The Chap predicts: Gameweek 26

North London Whites v North East Zebras

Bale 3, Gouffran 2, Dawson 1, Parker 1 (close S.Taylor)

West London Blueskis v The Lancashire Pie-Boys

Hazard 3, Ramires 2, Azpilicueta 2 (2 and 1 could go either way) (close Torres)

Norfolk Yellows v West London Whites

Hangeland 3, Turner 2, Sidwell 2 (low and tight)

Staffordshire Hoofsters v Berkshire Blue and Whites

Huth 3, Mariappa 2, Whelan 1 (in the mix Jerome and Shawcross)

North East Red and Whites v North London Reds

Ramsey 3, Arteta 3, Walcott 3 (in the mix Szczesny, Cazorla and Mertesacker)

The Welsh Hipsters v London Hoops

Michu 3, Pablo Hernandez 2, Rangel 1 (2 and 1 extremely tight)

South Coast Saints v The Manchester Oil Barons

Lambert 3, Davis 3, Dzeko 1 (top 2 could go either way)

West Midlands Claret and Blue v East London Bubble Blowers

N’Zogbia 3, Benteke 2, Guzan 1 (in the mix Westwood, Delph)

Manchester Reds v Merseyside Blues

Van Persie 3, Giggs 2, Cleverley 1 (in the mix Rafael and Evans)

Merseyside Reds v West Midlands Navy and White stripes

McAuley 3, Mulumbu 2, Morrison 1 (in the mix Foster)

Merseyside Reds v The Welsh Hipsters

Enrique 3, Suarez 2, Sturridge 1 (in the mix Bartley)

UEFA Council announce new signing

Hello squires,

After thorough paperwork checks it has been confirmed that my signing went through just in time to beat the midnight deadline on January the 31st. I had initially failed my medical due to “excessively high levels of domino’s pizza in the body” but on appeal it was accepted that this was indeed essential ppi fuel.

The deal is a loan deal with the possibility of a permanent transfer at the end of it. It’s not quite David Beckham but I will be donating all my wages to the local Domino’s Pizza.

Thank you for all your support,

tally ho,

the bap chap.